"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
01/30/2015 at 10:10 • Filed to: wtf, craigslist, WUT, Florida, Floriduh
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"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
01/30/2015 at 10:10 • Filed to: wtf, craigslist, WUT, Florida, Floriduh | 4
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Sorry to repost but Kinja bugs last night meant that not enough people got to bask in this car's glory!
"Would make for the perfect birthday present to the guy or gal who has it all (including STD's) and needs something different." !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Really need to read the whole ad!
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Note: I really want to pick this up for some reason. Like $150 and a few Doritos Locos Taco might get me the pleasure of owning this magnificent truck. Maybe Plastidip can cover all of this "art" and then Lemons it!
Gently used 1996 Isuzu Rodeo with roughly 145,000 miles plus or minus.
Cloth interior, power windows, and locks, with abs and air bags standard. None of these features currently work right now.
Engine is a strong v6 with only slight lifter tick, leaking valve cover gaskets and leaking radiator. All easily fixed by either throwing dirt or water into open hood scoop. It almost repairs it's self while you drive. I suggest keeping 1-7 gallons of water in rear for top offs as you drive.
The transmission does work. It shifts firmly into all gears and even breaks the tires loose on heavy throttle use. Please note it does jump out of gear so please be careful when pulling out into traffic.
It has a few modifications to make it a better daily driver. The exhaust has been cut open. It has a ram air scoop to help it not overheat, the electric fan is hot wired to the fuse box, the roof has been made removable.
Notes: we had to cut the seats,dash,radio, and other parts on it to make sure this vehicle wasn't harboring drugs. No worries she is clean.
We also had a minor fender bender with the same tree twice, and thus the windshield is cracked.
Would make for the perfect birthday present to the guy or gal who has it all (including STD's) and needs something different.
Price: Obo. Will except cash in all currencies, taco bell, beer,ammo, or photo's of Judge Judy in the nude.
All serious offers considered no tire kickers. Tire may pop if kicked.
Also note this car is ACTUALLY for sale, no joke.
ki-ki-ki-kia
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01/29/2015 at 19:50 |
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Ahh Florida, How I miss thee. No joke if I was home in St. Pete right now I would go buy that if it hasn't already sold. Which would be shocking.
SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
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01/29/2015 at 19:57 |
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"We also had a minor fender bender with the same tree twice, and thus the windshield is cracked."
Fucking lost it. I'll be in Ocala tomorrow. That's only two hours away. Maybe I should go make an offer and drive it back to Boston (and plan on flying back once it explodes in and/or around Jacksonville).
That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
> JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
01/29/2015 at 20:59 |
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"I shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so to speak, and now I've got a bit of a mess on my hands." - Dr Tobias Funke
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
01/30/2015 at 03:26 |
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Nah, this is Florida Car Culture:
Well, at least in South Beach. I took that photo when I was in Miami back in October 2013 Btw
E92M3
> JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
01/30/2015 at 12:04 |
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This is one of those cars you and 3 buddies go $50 in on, to do this:
Go ahead and skip to 1:30.